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Andrew Bird is like that sweet, quiet, musician boy I was madly in love with in high school…that I never had a chance with. It’s the same tune - he’s tall, thin, dark, and handsome, and so into what he’s doing that he pays me no attention. He can’t be bothered to look up from what he’s doing. But I guess that’s okay because he keeps creating beautiful music. Who else is going to make me cry like that?

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If you want to destroy my Snuggie, hold this thread as I walk away… (from @esotericsean on Twitter)

(…And yes, I also stole the idea for “The Sweater Song” from someone else’s comment on the video. Still hilarious.)

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I stepped on the scale after my workout today. I haven’t been on a scale for awhile, because I know I’ll never like the number.

I’m now officially at the weight I never wanted to be at. This is all the more reason for me to keep at it, so I never, EVER have to see that number again.

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Does someone who reads lots of poetry automatically know what iambit pentameter is? PS: Yes, I had to Google that shit to make sure I spelled it right. 8-P

Random commenter on a website

Except, you know… He (?) still couldn’t spell it right.

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(I lol’d.)

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Today is the day I find a way to become accountable to myself.

It’s not normal or healthy to be winded when climbing the stairs.
It’s not normal or healthy to need an entire weekend to recuperate from a rough week.
It’s not normal or healthy to want to sleep all the time.
It’s not normal or healthy to live like this.

I’ve had so many false starts. Maybe now that I’ve got someone pulling me, I’ll be more likely to do it and keep up with it. It all starts with a single step, and I hope I’m on my way.

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samreich:

Money problems solved.

samreich:

Money problems solved.

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… Man is defined as a human being and woman is defined as a female. Whenever she tries to behave as a human being she is accused of trying to emulate the male.

Simone de Beauvoir, 1971 (via brightestdiamond)

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